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 Help! Help!!!!!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

p/s: farahain..ko ngan midah suka sgt topik ni kan..

Girls,im only making a stand

Whoahoooo!!! Whats with this gender inequality that im hearing??

Hahahahaaha…

Gurl.. u need to open up your eyes!!!!

Girls do get more than boys… that’s gender inequality alrite… u got your own ktm coach!!! Which by then u would say “what the f budak lelaki pun masuk coach wanita”..er daa…. It was peak hours n there’s also lots of girls messing around in other coaches..why don’t u tell em to bust their sweet little a** over to your pink-is-so-special coach.. I mean, COME ON!!! Its peak hours, all the normal coaches are dense n the pink coach are absurdly empty..does that doesn’t bother u girls at all?? I mean, it’s the same like stucking in a traffic with those cars only occupied by a single person…it’s a serious shit…

Now now… im not being sexist or what-ever-it-is u are calling but my post earlier don’t imply on ALL the gurls… mine is perfectly have none of em..im sure there are other gurls that thinks my post I quite true on the fundamental of things..so, its in my DEEPEST APOLOGY to one who has been ‘terasa’ with it…

“but why does u post sumthing like that u bloody idiot?”..why?? cuz im tired of u gurls keep accusing us guys for everything that is wrong in this darn universe… which explain a lot of posts in FB that attacks us.. example

Ok..its not all guys they are accusing but NOW U GET MY POINT!!! It hurts when sumone saying things that don’t really direct to u but sumhow related to u… if u are angry bout my post even when that doesn’t imply to you, then u do get my point here!!!! Not all are the same!!! Rambut sama hitam, salun lain2 beb…

There’s a post in fb, the very same post with the very same point but there are more of em n all pointing at us guys..how would that makes u feel??huh?? it has come to my attention to make a stand coz there are Gurls out there that when they see a post menjatuhkan maruah lelaki, they would giggle n say “that is so true”… now im writing the same stuff n u are calling it a gender inequality..hahaha..u made me laugh there sis…

p/s: sori sis, im just making a stand here…